Good thing I wrote THIS one

Here we are again, at the end of another Saturday... I'll give anyone one guess what I did today...!

Did you guess?

Did you guess that I went on a crazy adventure, and met a wild grizzly bear that was about to eat me until I offered it a piece of my granola bar I just happened to have with me and then after that he didn't eat me but instead we became friends and he took me on a grand tour of the "Great Outdoors" (or as the bears call it "home") and most importantly taught me how to catch salmon with my mouth?

I hope not, cause if you did guess that, you were wrong. I studied all day.

Alright. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. (yet another song...)